Breakfast… the best way to start – and end – the day.
I love breakfast. Love it. Don’t get me wrong… dinner’s fun, and lunch is always a good time, but it just doesn’t compare to breakfast. You wake up after a lengthy slumber, and your stomach is empty. In my case, you’re probably hung over. Maybe it growls. That’s when you enter the kitchen and do your damage. Eggs, toast, home fries, bacon… maybe get creative and throw in some pancakes or French toast. And then top it off with delicious cup of coffee. Oh man, I’m salivating right now just thinking about it.
What’s the only thing that beats a morning breakfast? An early morning breakfast. And by early I mean 3 AM… when you’re shitfaced. I know people normally eat in ridiculous quantities when they’re high, but in my case, I do that when I’m drunk. I think I’ve said it before, but there is nothing better than going out for a night of healthy drinking, and then hitting up a diner afterward. That’s the great thing about Long Island… there’s always a diner around.
I’m become somewhat of a local phenomenon thanks to my eating abilities at diners. When I get my food, I usually eat everything on the plate within a couple of minutes. And I mean when I say I wipe the plate clean. Sometimes we go to the diner just because my friends want to watch me eat. And on the menu they have a delicious looking picture of a eggs, toast, bacon and home fries… so you don’t even actually need to order; you can just point!
But diners are great even when you’re not drunk. They’re cheap and normally serve you large portions. As for larger breakfast chains, I much prefer IHOP over Denny’s. Denny’s is crap. IHOP, on the other hand, has some of the best pancakes imaginable. They also have a nice syrup selection… and I think I’m the only person in the world that chooses the Buttermilk syrup. I have weird taste preferences.
I’m already premeditating what I am going to have for breakfast tomorrow. I think I’ll go with two eggs and cheese on a bagel. I cannot wait. I think that without question, I would marry any girl as soon as tomorrow that can cook a mean breakfast for me every morning. I like my eggs over easy. Not too drippy but not too hard either… that’s what she said.
I saw Hot Tub Time Machine tonight… very funny. I suppose I will talk about it tomorrow. Oh, and I got kicked in the head by a stripper on Friday. You can make whatever you want of that.