An Overdue Confession

It’s finally time that I got something off my chest.

There’s something that I’ve held in for quite a while. But, lately,  it’s been eating at me inside, and I just can’t conceal it anymore.

It’s about time I made a little confession. I’ve wondered for a while as to how I could divulge this information. I decided that using my blog is the perfect outlet.

It’s pretty big, I’m not going to lie. It is something that heavily defines me… and once I reveal this bit of information, there is no turning back.

So, let’s not waste anymore time. You guys will be the first people to know this. I haven’t even told my parents yet! So, without wasting anymore time, here we go… man this is tough, but… [gulp]…

I’m straight.

I am incontrovertibly, irrevocably, definitively, undoubtedly, wholeheartedly straight.

Whew. So glad that is out in the open now.

I love women. I love them so much. I love their moodiness, their long, flowing hair, their unpredictability, their sensual lips, their irrationality, their hopeless romanticism, their legs, their hips, everything. I love it all.

I can’t really explain how good it feels to share that.

Why today, you ask? Why did I choose today to reveal this? Well, I just decided that it was time for the world to know. In today’s day and age, where we are all allowed to be as liberal and free-wheeling as we please, and where all men and women are created equal, I decided to take a leap of faith and share this information about me.

I can’t exactly pinpoint when it all started, but for as long as I could remember, I’ve always loved girls. Does that make me weird?

I know it’s insane. I know you’re all probably thinking, “Holy shit, what the hell is wrong with you? That’s disgusting!” But… it’s just the way I am.

Hmm, now that I think about it, perhaps I made a mistake. Perhaps I shouldn’t have said anything? What have I done?!

Oh well. Too late now. Writing it on this blog is as good as writing it in ink. It’s not like I have backspace button at my disposal. It’s all out in the open now.

Sometimes I’m walking down the street and I see a women. I think: “I like that.” She looks nice. I would like to see her again. Maybe without any clothes on. On my bed. Under me.

I just can’t help it. I know it’s CRAZY. But, it’s just the way it is.

I hope that someday you will all understand. Maybe one day you’ll all even see my side of things, and begin to understand why I love women so much. When you think about it, they’re really not THAT bad. they’re just different. But they’re people. Just like you and me. And they’re beautiful.

If you’ve read this entire post, and you still don’t agree with me. Maybe this will convince you:

I present to you… Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman gettin’ it on in the film Black Swan.

Best thing ever? I think so.

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