Happy New Year, Kids!


Believe it or not, but the one-year anniversary of the Weinblog came and went on the 18th, and I didn’t say a word about it.I suppose it is noteworthy, but didn’t feel like it warranted any type of celebration. But it’s pretty remarkable that it has been over a year already.

We started in 2009, and the next blog after this will occur in 2011. Yep, I can count.

2010 was a pretty great year for me. It started out kind of shitty, but got progressively better through out the year, and I expect big things in 2011.

This will be my last blog for the year, because tomorrow afternoon I am heading to Atlantic City (…again) to party with a bunch of friends. It should be an amazing time, and I fully expect to spend tons and tons of money. Bottles services and hoes ain’t cheap, yo.

Atlantic City checklist:

Wad of 20s? Check

Bottle of Jack Daniels? Check

Haircut? Check

Nice clothes? Check

Condoms? Shit, knew I forgot something.

But seriously, I hope that everybody has a healthy and happy new years, and you can bet your ass that the Weinblog will come back strong in 2011, and the year after that, and the year after that.

Oh and how overrated is the actual moment of New Years? Honestly, that is my least favorite time of the night. This year, I hope that I’m so drunk that I won’t even be able to process that it is midnight on New Years.

This is the normal process for me as the year winds down:

11:55: Oh man, five minutes until the New Year! Look at all these assholes standing around me. I don’t like any of them. I want to kick somebody in the shin.You know what’s a good movie? Good Will Hunting.

11:56: If I were to text somebody on the west coast telling them that the New Year happened, would I be spoiling it for them? Shit, I just finished my drink. Do I go and get myself a new one and risk missing New Years? This is my worst nightmare.

11:57: You know what game I never understood? Parcheesi. Is it a board game? A dice game? I just don’t get it. Woah, I think I have to throw up. Oh no. Hold I t in. Don’t let it happen.

11:58: Okay, I think I’m good now. I wonder what Mark Zuckerberg is doing for New Years? He’s made more money in the past five minutes than I have in my entire life. Oh shit, it’s almost New Years. Focus, David. I need to find a girl to kiss. Let’s see.. how about this one? Ew, no, she has a mole.

11:59: One more minute! Oh great, everybody’s starting to count now. I’m going to start a USA chant and see where it goes. USA! USA! USA! No? Oh well, worth a shot. Hey, 10 seconds away! I have to pee. 5 seconds. 4…3…2..1…

12:00: JKFE648^&(o9^^^$Yhj~!]{{kbchjcnvsdJKFYWOOPAAAAHJJJB!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER!!

12:01: *Throws up*

Happy New Years, everyone! Just remember, don’t make any resolutions, don’t have any date nights, and don’t say any things like “yo brah,” and everything will be alright.

And an extra special Happy New years to all my closest friends out there. You know who you are… Taylor Swift, Anne Hathaway, Mark Zuckerberg, Maria Sharapova, Justin Bieber, Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. MY CREW.

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