Proof that hot chicks can get away with almost anything

Sometimes I try to see the world through the lens of an attractive female.

I’ve been blogging for six years now, and I don’t think I’ve had a weirder opening line than that.

But no, this process does not involve cross dressing. Instead, I just think about how much easier life is if you’re a pretty girl. Nobody is ever going to get mad at you unless you really cause them serious physical or emotional harm.

For example, if I accidentally get lost in a shopping mall and end up somewhere I am not supposed to be, as an average looking 28-year-old Jew, I’ll probably get yelled at by a security guard. If a 22-year-old slender blonde did the same thing, a security guard would probably smile and be thrilled to help her out.

It’s small examples like this. I’m not saying that all hot chicks automatically have the fast track to success — they still have to earn their place with hard work. But it’s the little things that tend to go their way more often than not.

Britt McHenryAnd don’t get me wrong — I perfectly understand the downside of this. Pretty women get hounded and gawked at on a daily basis. I’m sure it gets infuriating. And sometimes it may even cross the line towards sexual harrassment.

Guys, on the other hand, don’t have to worry about being sexually harassed. In fact, it’s impossible for us to be sexually harassed, because we welcome any and every type of sensual advancement from women.

So that’s what I mean about attractive females getting away with stuff. Unless they commit a serious crime, they’re not going to be reprimanded too often.

Look no further than Britt McHenry.

The 28-year-old ESPN sports reporter who looks like a human reincarnation of a Barbie Doll is your classic attractive American female. And she likes sports. I don’t know anything about this girl other than those two facts: she’s hot and likes sports. For the majority of men, that is enough.

Now here are the things McHenry recently said to an overweight female desk attendant at a towing company.

“I’m in the news, sweetheart. I will fucking sue this place.”

“I wouldn’t work at a scumbag place like this.”

“That’s all you care about, taking people’s money. With no education, no skill set.”

“Maybe if I was missing some teeth they would hire me, huh?”

“Cause I’m on television and you’re in a fucking trailer, honey.”

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

This is a classic case of bullying, fat-shaming and just straight up being a terrible person. It’s also a clear indication of a lifetime worth of self-entitlement.

Her punishment? A one week suspension from ESPN.

And no one will really care. I don’t care, if I’m being honest. It’s the news of the day because people only care about what happened within the last 24 hours. But the prevailing thought that’s going to come out of this is how attractive Britt McHenry is.britt McHenry3

If this was just a regular looking person — or god forbid, a man — caught on video doing this, the public would be unforgiving. Instead, for McHenry, we’ll rationalize: “Well, we all hate tow truck companies, so… maybe she had good reason to be mad,” or, “There’s much worse crimes in the world than chewing somebody out for being overweight.”

Don’t get me wrong, Britt McHenry officially outed herself as a grade-A bitch. But, watch her career only ascend from here.

Plus, she apologized, so everything is OK now.

I already forgot what she did. She’s on a level of hotness that you can just look at her and pretty much forget any other knowledge you had of her, and only process her looks.

Her hotness is basically like the memory eraser from Men in Black.

And I will be her Tommy Lee Jones.

That analogy did not make any sense at all.

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