It’s been a while since I’ve been shallow and superficial. So let me go ahead and do that.
Every few years there always seems to be a consensus “hottest woman in the world.” Of course, it’s a completely subjective opinion and not everyone will always agree, but I’ve always felt that at any given point in time, one girl has stood above the rest.
The “it girl,” if you will.
Whether it was Britney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Mila Kunis, Kate Upton, there’s always someone.
But that doesn’t feel like the case right now. I don’t know — maybe it’s because we’re kind of in an odd state of anxiety worrying about terror in the Middle East and Europe, as well as what the hell will happen here in America with the uninspiring cast of characters running for president right now.
The combination of those two things have made it a very turbulent and divisive time right now in America.
We need a beautiful woman to save us. But who?
Well, lucky for you, I’m going to give you my top three choices to fill that void of the most beautiful woman in the world. It’s a tough job but somebody’s got to do it.
3. Alicia Vikander
Not only is she beautiful, but she is a recent Oscar winner, and she’s from Scandinavia — which is basically the utopia of the world.
The Swedish actress, at 27, is just entering the prime of her career, and is awfully talented. She burst on the scene in foreign films first (well, at least foreign to us Americans), most notably in The Royal Affair (2012) before gaining recognition across the pond as a cyborg in Ex Machina and her award-winning role in The Danish Girl, both released in 2015.
There’s just some understated elegance there that is very intoxicating. She has that type of look that you need to study, and examine and really try to figure out why it is she’s so gorgeous. That, to me, is the mark of true, organic beauty.
Plus it’s really fun to say her name. Alicia Vikander. It rolls right off the tongue.
2. Olivia Jordan
The reigning Miss USA. One glance at her really is all it takes. She’s a blonde bombshell with extraordinary physique, and she bared it all during the most recent Miss Universe competition.
She came in third place in that event, meaning she was not exposed to Steve Harvey’s tomfoolery. But I follow her on Instagram (username missusa), and she just seems like a fun girl with a zest for life.
She’s also 27 and a native of Oklahoma, and even though she’s already hit such an apex as Miss USA, I think there’s still plenty of success left in this one.
Although, she is 5’11”, so if you ever do score a date with her, tell her to avoid wearing heels.
1. Elizabeth Turner
This 24-year-old Duke Blue Devil and Georgia native was featured in the most recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, and, by gosh, there is really no words to describe how beautiful she is.
There’s not much really to analyze here — she’s got the body and the curves, but what really strikes me is her face.
Like, I don’t think you can imagine a prettier face if you tried. It’s perfection. I’m not entirely sure why the whole world doesn’t know about her yet, but I have a feeling they soon will.
Or I’d have no problem with her remaining a hidden gem. Follow her on Instagram (elizabethcturner) and you won’t really question why she may arguably be the most beautiful woman in the world.
And there you go, folks.
Since I can’t possibly conduct an official poll to obtain worldwide consensus, I’m just going to go ahead and say that my choices are hereby official.
It’s literally the one advantage of having your own blog.
And now that this is settled, we can return to a state of normalcy in America.
I just solved world peace! Yay!