It would have been easy to start today’s post with some type of apocalyptic joke, pretending that this is the last time I’ll ever be able to speak with you all.
Because by this time tomorrow, Trump will have clamped down on freedom of speech and dissidents would be targeted and jailed, forcing me to flee and live in a cave somewhere.
Meanwhile, his tyranny would lead to an uprising from his opponents and full-out civil war.
Trump, with his hands now on the nuclear codes, would threaten extinction unless he received full obedience from the American people.
One thing leads to another, and next thing you know, we’re North Korea.
Clearly, I’ve read too much apocalyptic literature in my life.
But as much as people like to act as if Trump will bring about the literal End of Days … he will not. The sun will still rise tomorrow and we’ll all go to work like any other Friday. Just when we go to sleep at the end of the day, we’ll have a different president.
The divisiveness that reared its ugly head during the election will likely remain, and Trump will continue to make headlines of the likes that we’ve never seen before from an American president. But life will go on, and we can only hope that we continue to converse with one another in a thoughtful and united way, and that we learn our lesson moving forward.
In the grand scheme of things, Trump’s reign as president will simply be a blip on the radar in terms of American history. Even if we do need to live through it the next four years.
To quote Bette Davis is the classic 1960s film All About Eve, “Fasten your seat belts. it’s going to be a bumpy night.” Except in this instances, it will be a bumpy 1,461 nights. *Shudders*
So let’s save the dramatics and treat this blog post like it’s any normal day. What’s going on in the news?
It was pretty anticlimactic, but the international search for Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 was officially called off after three years on Tuesday. Unless new evidence surfaces, we may never locate it and find out what actually happened to the plane, which disappeared after it veered off course for several hours on March 8, 2014 and presumably crashed into the Indian Ocean.
The lack of interest in this story exemplifies people’s short attention spans. Most of the world was captivated by this missing flight three years ago, and with the announcement of the search’s end, this news is being less discussed than Wednesday night’s People’s Choice Awards.
Also, speaking of Trump, remember when he pledged to purge America of misbehaving unauthorized Mexicans?
Well, it turns out we’re doing the exact opposite and bringing one back in.
Welcome to America, El Chapo. You’ve come at just the right time. We have a new president who will just love you.
And with that, my last post in the Obama era comes to an end.
I’ll see you all on the other side.